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Every year Maxim releases it’s Hot Top 100 women of Hollywood. Everyone always has opinions about the list, but most of the time, I’m wondering where all these hot women are coming from and what they do in Hollywood to get on this list. I’ve learned that most are movie stars, many are professionally good looking, but there are quite a few who grace us avid television watchers with their presence. As an avid watcher of TV, I thought I’d lay out all the women on the list who currently star in a TV series. I only have one real snub, Katrina Bowden, who plays Cerie on 30 Rock.

As a disclaimer, I will say that I find everyone of these women beautiful. If I say something “negative,” it should not be taken in a way that comes across like I could do better in my personal life. Let’s celebrate the beauty. On to the list!

Olivia Munn (2) – Perfect Couples, Leigh: Seems a bit high at number 2. Maybe I’m tainted by the fact that she was on a show that had less viewers than The Paul Reiser Show.


Cobie Smulders (9) – How I Met Your Mother, Robin: I’ve only seen the first two seasons of Mother, but I never thought of Cobie as number 9 hot.


January Jones (12) – Mad Men, Betty: I have a special place in my heart for Ms. Jones. Even though I don’t so much like Betty, I do love me some January.


Kaley Cuoco (13) – The Big Bang Theory, Penny: I don’t watch Big Bang Theory. But I get it. Hot girl is friends with nerds. And yes, Kaley is hot, so at least the casting is right on this show.


Olivia Wilde (15) – House, Thirteen: Olvia Wilde is my personal number one. Ever since her days as Alex on The OC, then Alpha Dog? Yes. I can’t wait for Cowboys and Aliens and Butter.


Leighton Meester (16) – Gossip Girl, Blair: Another show I don’t watch, but I understand the appeal. Leighton is good looking, no doubt, but 16? Seems a little high.


Brittany Snow (23) – Harry’s Law, Jenna: If there was a graph that showed the disparity between hottest girls on the worst show, I’m thinking Brittany would win that in a runaway.


Sarah Shahi (24) – Fairly Legal, Kate: Honestly, I have no idea what this show is about. Based on the title and the pictures I think my imagination has probably created a better show.


Michelle Trachtenberg (27) – Gossip Girl, Georgina: This one confused me. I mean, she’s not ugly, not at all. Harriet the Spy sure has grown up.


Lea Michelle (28) – Glee, Rachel: I’m a huge Lea Michelle fan. That spread in GQ just confirmed all my “sneaky hot” predictions. Pus her ability to sing is a huge bonus.


Sofia Vergara (29) – Modern Family, Gloria: Not much to say here. A beautiful woman. Modern Family could stand to have her stir chocolate milk a little more often.


Evan Rachel Wood (31) – True Blood, Sophie-Anne: I’m not really on Team Evan Rachel Wood, so seeing her at 31 is much too high for me. Plus I didn’t think she was good on True Blood.


Emmy Rossum (32) – Shameless, Fiona: If you watched Shameless, you know just how hot Emmy Rossum is. She too has come along way since her breakout on Phantom of the Opera.


Dania Ramirez (33) – Entourage, Alex: I don’t watch Entourage and I’ve never really heard of this girl, but she sure is beautiful. So I’m ok with her on the list.


Rebecca Mader (39) – No Ordinary Family, Victoria: I’ll probably disagree with this more than any other one. I just don’t see the sexiness. Sure she’s pretty, but I’m just left feeling very, eh.


Naya Rivera (43) – Glee, Santana: Now we’re talking. I’ve been on the Naya Rivera train for a long time now, so it’s good to see her get some recognition.


Emmanuelle Chriqui (45) Entourage, Sloan: Maybe I should start watching Entourage? She also just guest starred on The Borgias this past week. Very sexy there too.

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Beau Garrett (46) Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior, Gina: This will undoubtedly be the only time I lay eyes on Beau Garrett as I will never watch one episode of this show. Too bad, she’s very attractive.


Odette Annable (47) – Breaking In, Melanie: Perhaps you know her as Odette Yustman, but whatever you know her as, you should probably just refer to her as gorgeous.


Alison Brie (49) – Community, Annie; Mad Men, Trudy: My personal number 2. She really did wonders for her stock after last weeks paintball episode. She was stunning as the Ace of Hearts.


Minka Kelly (52) – Parenthood, Gaby: Great looking girl. I wish she was a better actress. But hey, if she’s good enough for Jeets, she’s good enough for me.


Christina Hendricks (56) – Mad Men, Joan: She’s a polarizing one. The true definition of voluptuous. I’m not head over heels for her, but I recognize that some are, and I don’t blame them.


Grace Park (59) – Hawaii Five-0, Kono: Again, I’ll never watch the show, but Grace Park really does make you think it might be worth a glance.


Ana de la Reguera (63) – Eastbound and Down, Vida: She’s no Sofia Vergara, but then again, who is? She did very well on the show. She definitely sported a magnificent lower body.


Elisha Cuthbert (65) – Happy Endings, Alex: Got to give the girl credit, she has staying power. She stole my heart in 24 and The Girl Next Door. I wonder if there will be room for her costar Eliza Coupe on the next list.


Aly Michalka (66) – Hellcats, Marti: I’ve never seen Hellcats, but surely you can’t go wrong with a drama based around a dance squad. I have seen Easy A, and she is very good looking in that.


Anna Paquin (68) – True Blood, Sookie: I mean, she’s pretty sexy on True Blood, but I had a tough time finding a good picture that wasn’t from the show. Love her fake accent though.


Taylor Cole (71) – The Event, Vicky: I feel bad even calling The Event TV, but alas it airs. I’m guessing Taylor Cole is the best part of the show.


Laura Vandervoort (74) – Smallville, Kara; V, Lisa: I guess I’m way behind on the Vandervoort train since Smallville has been on since 1994, but I’m happy to finally have taken notice.


JWOWW (78) – Jersey Shore, Herself: Ugh. How to dignify this words. I won’t.


Danica McKellar (80) – The Wonder Years, Winnie: Technically, she’s not on TV right now, but she sure is an icon remaking herself. Good on you Winnie Cooper.


Paz De la Huerta (84) – Boardwalk Empire, Lucy: If you didn’t know, this girl is crazy. Like, wild. I think she’s plenty hot. Loved her in Boardwalk, but I couldn’t even get through Enter the Void. That movie was as crazy as she is.


Autumn Reeser (86) – No Ordinary Family, Katie: I have huge love for Autumn Reeser ever since she graced my TV screen as Taylor Townsend in The OC. Much respect for this pick.


Daniela Ruah (88) – NCIS: Los Angeles, Kensi: The only thing worse than NCIS is NCIS:Los Angeles. At least there’s a little eye candy in this one. And no, I’m not talking about Chris O’Donnell.


Lyndsy Fonseca (89) How I Met Your Mother, Daughter; Nikita, Alex: The CW is sure corning the market on young sexy girls. Weird seeing her like this after seeing the early seasons of Mother.


Serinda Swan – (95) Breakout King,s Erica: The show is ok, but Swan is top notch. She’s 95 this year, but I predict she makes an assent this next year.

Barry Stagg
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8 Comments

  • TyMo says:

    Barry, I think even with as big a Lea Michele fan as you are you have to admit that having her on this list above her cast mate Naya Rivera is questionable at best. If Lea belongs on this list, which I question, to exclude Diana Agron and Heather Morris is criminal. As pretty as Lea is she’s not even the best looking girl on her own show, and to basically say she is the “hottest” is kind of silly.

    Agree with you on Coby Smulders. She’s very pretty, but not top 100 HOT. Allyson Hannigan is the much hotter of the two HIMYM ladies.

    I did watch No Ordinary Family, unlike most people apparently, and I got into it. This Rebecca Mader chick doesn’t do it for me. As far as I’m concerned Autumn Reeser and Julie Benz were all this show had as far as beautiful women are concerned. (Excluding the guest spots of one Lucy Lawless of course)

    Over all Maxim’s list was a head scratcher, as it tends to be every year. Not sure how they can justify having Cameron Diaz at number four…

    That’s my two cents.

  • Zane says:

    Olivia Munn needs to be knocked like 40 spots for being an unfunny, condescending to respectable nerds, man-voiced bore.

    Barry Emmanuelle is still looking good since 100 girls.

  • fidoz says:

    I enjoyed Norm MacDonald’s line about Cameron Diaz this week. Something about her and ARod getting married and becoming the top couple of 1998.

    I don’t get the Colby Smuthers thing at all. I find her very average and not very funny.

    The last couple of times I watched Glee it was purely to see what Santana was up to.

    Here’s my where the fuck are they list (TV)

    Adrianne Palicki
    Ava from Justified
    Mia from Californication
    Addison Timlin from Californication
    Padma

  • Barry Stagg bcstagg says:

    I’m a Winona from Justified kind of guy. And yes, Lea Michelle is not the hottest on Glee. But I’m nonetheless a fan. I do love Diana Aragon and Heather Morris. It’s a strong foursome on that show.

  • fidoz says:

    Thanks to Jose for reminding me that Aubrey Plaza absolutely belongs on this list.

  • Barry Stagg bcstagg says:

    Aubrey plaza has a special place in my heart, but I don’t think she has the raw sex appeal of *some* of these. Basically, I don’t think she has any bikini photos lying around.

  • Isha says:

    Emily Deschanel is should definitely be in the top 20 if not 10, but then again I think she prefers to walk around clothed.

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